Definitions by Hugh Chardon Junior

cut the mustard

Men who are unable to "cut the mustard" can more than compensate by simply LICKING THE LID.

She: What's the matter, Mr. Softee? Can't cut the mustard?

He: Don't worry, I'll just lick the lid instead.

She: Oooh, you lover boy, you!

cut the mustard by Hugh Chardon Junior July 8, 2010