yo-yo

When you're trying to hold back a monster sized shit and it keeps pushing its way out; followed by you pulling it back in.

Dude you have got to pull over! I've got a serious yo-yo going here.

by Hu Jia September 21, 2004

cooked

Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.

You're cooked, go home and go to bed.

by Hu Jia September 17, 2004