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An authoritarian government that needs to control the political and economic spectrum of a society, along with the people's thoughts and words. The means of production, distribution, exchange, all being owned by the community as a whole. Along with the idea that thoughts and words of every citizen needs to be regulated through violent means, as long as it in a group, since they are usually limp-wristed weaklings.
Soy: WE NEED TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND MAKE HATE SPEECH LAWS.
Normal person: So you practice Soyalism.
Soy: NO, MY FRIENDS AND I JUST CANT DEAL WITH WORDS AND THOUGHTS THAT DISAGREE WITH MINE, AND AN ECONOMY THAT DOESN'T PAY ME 100K A YEAR FOR A FEMINIST DANCE THEORY DEGREE.
Normal person: You and your friends sound like a bunch of children.
Soy: YOU'RE LUCKY THIS AREN'T 4 OF MY FRIENDS HERE OR YOU'D GET BEAT DOWN.
Normal person: So you practice Soyalism.
Soy: NO, MY FRIENDS AND I JUST CANT DEAL WITH WORDS AND THOUGHTS THAT DISAGREE WITH MINE, AND AN ECONOMY THAT DOESN'T PAY ME 100K A YEAR FOR A FEMINIST DANCE THEORY DEGREE.
Normal person: You and your friends sound like a bunch of children.
Soy: YOU'RE LUCKY THIS AREN'T 4 OF MY FRIENDS HERE OR YOU'D GET BEAT DOWN.
by Hquasmstsw January 28, 2019
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