Houston Whipples's definitions

Bruff

-n. 1) A grunt muffled by a closed fist acknowledging the presence of an inferior or inadequate being.

2) A harsh, abrasive moan of sarcasm in response to a detestable suggestion.

Person 1: Look at that kid playing pokemon on his gameboy!
Person 2: *bruff* What a fag!

Pickles: Come on guys lets get some work done.
Class: Yeh we'll be doin a fair bit of work pickles! *bruff*

by Houston Whipples September 4, 2007