Houston Texan's definitions

Taco Bell Baby

The enormous shit you take 5-6 hours after eating Taco Bell or the shit you take the morning after eating Taco Bell. There may or may not be birthing pains.

Zach ate a whole bunch of Taco Bell last night and gave birth to a Taco Bell baby this morning.

by Houston Texan November 7, 2010

Barn

Not just a place to have animals but to live.

Who that family lives in a barn.

by Houston Texan February 17, 2017