2 definitions by Hoto Parker
(Adj). Of or describing an enormous and unforeseen bureaucratic process requiring staggering amounts of seemingly pointless bureaucrap to negotiate successfully.
"You want me to send a photocopy of the entire 130-page agreement to each person on our board of directors, AND have them sign each page? That's bureaucraptacular."
by Hoto Parker February 28, 2006
The useless scraps of red tape, spurious documentation, signatures, human signatories, telephone messages, Post-It(TM) notes, faxes, LOIs, MOUs and other detritus that are necessary in order to navigate a needlessly bureaucratic organization.
"Bring that stack of bureaucrap to the vendor meeting. Corporate Counsel needs to know that we dotted our "i"s on this one."
by Hoto Parker February 28, 2006