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Definitions by Horse Tranquilizer Guy

Cum Jockey 

An individual that REALLY enjoys riding people during intercourse. Essentially, they milk their lover like a horse.
Person 1: My buddy Cole is a HUGE Cum Jockey
Person 2: Really, COLE is?!
Person 1: Yeah dude he rode me into the sunset last week

owjsidheirjtpfo

An individual that is obsessed with Red 40 and Horse Tranquilizer.
Person #1 “Yo look at that weird guy, he has a slight red tint around his mouth.”
Person #2 “Bro how is THAT the first thing you noticed? There’s a GIANT SYRINGE stuck in his arm.”
Wildlife Expert “Be quiet dipshits, that’s an owjsidheirjtpfo in its natural habitat.”

Owjsidheirjtpfo

An individual obsessed with Red 40 and Horse Tranquilizer
Person #1 “Woah, look at that guy- the area around his mouth has an odd red tint to it.”
Person #2 “Yeah, he also has a giant fucking needle in his arm’”
Owjsidheirjtpfo “tsheobwoqvrjrhfhsbe”