Horse Cock Jonson's definitions

the spider

When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.

by Horse Cock Jonson April 21, 2005

Baby Shoes

A midget friend or a small friend of a tall person.

"Me and my midget buddy, baby shoes, we do everything together except see-saw cause that wouldn't be fair to him."

by Horse Cock Jonson March 27, 2003