Horse Cock Jonson's definitions

Baby Shoes

A midget friend or a small friend of a tall person.

"Me and my midget buddy, baby shoes, we do everything together except see-saw cause that wouldn't be fair to him."

by Horse Cock Jonson March 27, 2003

the spider

When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.

by Horse Cock Jonson April 21, 2005