2 definitions by Horse Cock Jonson
"Me and my midget buddy, baby shoes, we do everything together except see-saw cause that wouldn't be fair to him."
by Horse Cock Jonson March 28, 2003
When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!
by Horse Cock Jonson April 22, 2005