Definitions by Horse Cock Jonson

the spider

When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.

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A midget friend or a small friend of a tall person.

"Me and my midget buddy, baby shoes, we do everything together except see-saw cause that wouldn't be fair to him."

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