Me, home alone at midnight: I can hear her breathing. I can sense she’s near. I see shadows and think it’s her. I think I can smell her too. It’s disgusting, like rotting flesh. Help. She’s watching me.
by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 05, 2019
Person 1: Omg! Your snek’s head boobs are so squishy!
Person 2: I know right!
Snek: You hecks, stahp it! Hiisss! Much anger! No touch! *becomes a ball* *does a good hide* *inadvertently becomes even cuter*
Person 1 & 2: *inhuman screeching*
Person 2: I know right!
Snek: You hecks, stahp it! Hiisss! Much anger! No touch! *becomes a ball* *does a good hide* *inadvertently becomes even cuter*
Person 1 & 2: *inhuman screeching*
by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 17, 2019