Definitions by Horace Smegma

smegmaster 

appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.

Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.

smegmaster by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006

smegmastur 

One who uses smegma as a lubricant when engaging in masturbation

That guy Horace is a real smegmastur.

smegmastur by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006