Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Horace Smegma

smegmaster

appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.

Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.

by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006

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smegmastur

One who uses smegma as a lubricant when engaging in masturbation

That guy Horace is a real smegmastur.

by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006

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