Definitions by Hopeful of Hackney
Very Important Poo (VIP)
“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”
Very Important Poo (VIP) by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024
Stubborn Stool
A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.
Urban dictionary thoughts…
“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
Stubborn Stool by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024