Covidted

Greatly desired or wished for during the Covid lockdown

Face masks, yeast and toilet paper have become highly covidted In the last few months

by Hopeful of Hackney April 28, 2020

Stubborn Stool

A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.

Urban dictionary thoughts…

“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024

Very Important Poo (VIP)

The first stool you pass in the morning, that determines how good your going it feel that day.

“My Very Important Poo (VIP) didn’t go to plan this morning and now I’m going to feel frustrated all day.”

by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024