Hoopty Doopty's definitions

Butt Burrito

A huge solid turd, especially very thick turds that cause pain when excreted. The blood accompanying a butt burrito is sometimes known as "special sauce".

She sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds... Must be laying a butt burrito.

by Hoopty Doopty May 26, 2010

butt goblin

An evil creature residing in an anal cavity. Particularly one who creates mass quantities of gasses of a foul smelling nature. When one has unexplained gas attacks, it is said to be due to the presence of a butt goblin.

Matt: "Dude, why are you farting so much?"

Jeremy: "I think my anus is possessed by a butt goblin!"

by Hoopty Doopty June 4, 2010