Definitions by Hook Checker

Plebble 

Upside down tortoise

What a plebble he's upside down again

Plebble by Hook Checker November 30, 2016

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

check the hooks by Hook Checker November 23, 2016