Definitions by HoodratHoudini

Teriyaki Tongue Punch 

When you let an asian man eat your ass

Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.

Teriyaki Tongue Punch by HoodratHoudini February 25, 2022

Wisconsin Windpipe 

When you lather your dick with cottage cheese, and give someone a good face fucking

I have a narley cough right now, Ithink it’s because i got a Wisconsin Windpipe last night.

Wisconsin Windpipe by HoodratHoudini February 24, 2022

Egyptian Firecracker 

When you wrap another person in toilet paper and pour hot sauce down their ass crack

Come on, let me make you my Egyptian Firecracker, it really turns me on.

Egyptian Firecracker by HoodratHoudini February 15, 2022

Andre 

A Male whom quite doesnt understand that not a soul on this wretched plant likes him. The Andre in question is annoying, borderline retarded, has a thing for ankles and enjoys licking the dirt underneath my boot. Most people find Andre alright at first but then quickly realise they're dealing with an Andre.

Oh my god why are you being such an Andre!!!

Andre by HoodratHoudini April 14, 2019