Definitions by Hoob Magoob

Philadelphia Brick Missile

The act of ingesting an intact brick of Philadelphia Cream Cheese as a person with a great aversion to cream cheese, results in the intact Philadelphia brick launching a distance determined by said persons physical build, or buildup of pressure from within.

“Yo did you see Ant launch that Philadelphia Brick Missile across the quad? Shi was creamy 🤤 ”

Philadelphia Brick Missile by Hoob Magoob May 31, 2026