Honey Boo Boo's Mom's definitions

shake the tree

To masturbate, spank the monkey, ejaculate and evacuate, jack off, jizz, or otherwise relive oneself via excretion of sperm from the bologna pony, especially when one's bologna pony is hairy as Honey Boo Boo's mom's back.

ejaculate and evacuate spank the monkey jizz jack off masturbate bologna pony

I can't wait to go home and shake the tree!

by Honey Boo Boo's Mom January 11, 2016