Hon. Joe Clark's definitions

twoonie

A two-dollar coin.
Canadian slang, based on the combination of the word "loonie", meaning a one-dollar coin, with the word "two". Alternate spelling: "toonie".

"Do you have any money on you?"
"I got a couple of twoonies, that's all."

by Hon. Joe Clark August 1, 2006

gump

A derogoatory term for an American. (Canadian slang, based on the name of the lead character in the 1994 film Forrest Gump)

I gave this gump some change in dollar coins yesterday and he says "Is this money good in other restaurants?"

by Hon. Joe Clark July 14, 2006