homely loser

One who prefers to stay at home in order to avoid having to deal with being social.

"Lauren, lets go get coffee"
"I have a headache, I am gonna stay in bed with my cat."
"Ugh, you are such a homely loser"

by Homely Loser July 21, 2007

greasy nipple

1. A nipple that is so sweaty and dirty that it looks greasy, like a pizza delivery boy's face. The grease resembles that of coagulated bacon grease, and in fact, could be used to fry some chicken.

2. An affectionate term referring to someone who is nasty dirty greasy.

3. REED

After his shift at What-A-Burger flipping burgers, Reed was one big greasy nipple.

by Homely Loser July 21, 2007