Definitions by Hold My Umbrella

Whats Up

How people who are too lazy to add a single apostrophe to a word, spell the phrase, "What's up?" (What-is-up?).

Man: Hey man! Whats up! I'm so lazy that I decided to leave the apostrophe out of "what's", that way I can conserve more energy. You know, because I oppose global warming and all that.

Whats Up by Hold My Umbrella June 15, 2011

Deflowered 

To take all the flowers away from an area.

Daughter: Dad my boyfriend just deflowered--
Dad: --You son of a bitch! You just deflowered--
Boyfriend: --Her garden.
Dad: Oh, well that's okay then.
Daughter: But Dad...
Dad & Boyfriend: Haha! Get over it bitch!

Deflowered by Hold My Umbrella May 11, 2011

HMU 

The abbreviation of "hold my umbrella", commonly mistaken as "hit me up".

Girl: "It's raining."

Guy: "Bitch! HMU!"

HMU by Hold My Umbrella May 4, 2011