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Evelynn

A Creature of the Night. A Deity presiding over the Northern Star. Evelynn is a sharp-tongued and lithe young woman who, if you ever dare to speak ill of her, even on one occasion alone, will leave you shitting out quicklime and cinnabar...You're bound to see her waiting in one of the aisles at TESCO...
Michael: "That Evelynn is such an obnoxious cunt..."

Anatol: " Child, have you lost all sense in both mind and tongue? Do you wish to invoke the wrath of she who resides within the night skies? You fool! You have not only brought woe and pestilence upon yourself alone, but us all!"

Michael: "the actual fuck?!?"
by Hoicha December 5, 2015
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