Hobo Clem's definitions

Woody Guthrie Handshake

A handjob performed by a hobo in a rail yard using a can of pork and beans as lube. AKA "Beenie Weenie."

I'm headed down to the Norfolk Southern yards to get a Woody Guthrie handshake from Boxcar Clem.

by Hobo Clem July 28, 2017