1. An Acronym fo "the Ultimate Team Exerience in Sports
2. A group of SGA sponsored, quasi-coomunistic, semi-elitist athletes who have a proficiency for dominating any and all intramural sports found at Jacksonville University
3. One who desperately hates the pop culture phenomenom of "collar Popping" and has a propensity for serving all those who find the necessity for popping their collar in the harshest of manners.
Sidenote: in order to qualify for definition #3, one must first be a part of definition #2.
"Oh Shit, we play the UTES tonight!"
"There really is no sense in competing with the UTES, everyone knows they will win."
"Yes, it's true, Backup Barch is a UTE."
When a person is rudely and fiercly introduced to another persons bare ass and proceeds to be on the receiving end of a nasty and most unpleasant fart.
"Did you see that? Murph just go barched!"