Definitions by Hitler's cat

stupiddrunkfuck

When you are so fucking drunk you fuck a TOTALLY ugly chick and really regret doing so.

Bro i was so drunk last night that I fucked CASEY!

Jesus, stupiddrunkfuck.

Tell me about it...

When you cock grows small pointy hairs all over it and resemble's a tall cactus

DUDE! I think jeffy has BONER CACTUS.

OMG no way.