1 definition by His royal ghettoness Sir Smob of Hornblower

A man who prefers the pork sword rather than the beef curtains, a gayboy, a ponce, has home-erotic tendancies.
she tried to fuck him but he turned out to be a dwyer

I hate all these fucking dwyers

those stupid ass dwyers on tv all the time-fuckin gays!
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