Cum blaster

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.
My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Sparwood hunny well

Is when this dryed up used and abuse blond lady that's had more wiener or sausage in her then hotdog buns have calles her gash the hunny pot but looks to be were a few hockey and soccer teams slammed it and ripped it wide open and banged it so hard it looks like a sparwood hunny well
When you see a vagin that's broken and beat up its called sparwood hunny well. She was givi g me a strip tease hey pretty lady I was hoping to see something nice but instead I saw the sparwood hunny well.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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Song title talk

Is a game among friends that has them having a conversation using the titles of songs to see if or anyone other then them will understand.
You guys rock you know your music to make up a conversation using the song title talk .
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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Clowning around

It's when a clowning who's gay goes down on his partner to tounge punch his fart box and gets that red nose of his stuck in there
Boy oh boy all ways clowning around .
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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Old school

Your banging your gf got her bent over and railing her hard so you stop to piss and your grandfather pops in to finish her off.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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Twisted joker

Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.
I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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