Definitions by Highway hero

Tow Hoe 

An Un-independent single fat mother who likes to be choked slapped and beaten during anal sex with tow truck operators.

Yea that big bitch behind the glass at the office won't clear my call cause she is to worried about getting the D from all the drivers.... that bitch a TOW HOE!!

Tow Hoe by Highway hero July 5, 2017

glordith darkstar 

The act of masturbating with a shoe in the dark in a strangers backyard and getting caught with a spotlight while in the act.

I was standing in the corner of my neighbors backyard at night masturbating with my shoe when all of a sudden I got GLORDITH DARKSTARED.

glordith darkstar by Highway hero June 18, 2017