2 definitions by Highway hero

An Un-independent single fat mother who likes to be choked slapped and beaten during anal sex with tow truck operators.
Yea that big bitch behind the glass at the office won't clear my call cause she is to worried about getting the D from all the drivers.... that bitch a TOW HOE!!
by Highway hero July 1, 2017
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The act of masturbating with a shoe in the dark in a strangers backyard and getting caught with a spotlight while in the act.
I was standing in the corner of my neighbors backyard at night masturbating with my shoe when all of a sudden I got GLORDITH DARKSTARED.
by Highway hero June 19, 2017
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