Definitions by Hideo Fucking Kojima
dasuberpoop
Crazy-ass grimy nigga from NY who does funny video game commentary on YouTube. Basically a mix of Samuel Jackson and Uncle Ruckus. Likes fried chicken, Sasha Grey, laughing like a maniac, putting a foot up your ass and releasing videos every 99 years. Comedy at its finest.
dasuberpoop's signature intro: What's going on y'all, it's Das, and I'm ready to open up a big fat can of whoop ass right here in *name of the game*
playing Battlefield: Gimme your fucking dogtags, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
killing an enemy: Lay down, bitch./Take yo nap, sucka./Your life wasn't sweet, but your death is sweet. /Ohhh, right in the fucking brain, you dumb bitch./SHOTTY FOR THE BODY BABEH
killing someone with a wooden plank in The Last of Us: *singing* GOOD WOOOOOOD, GOOOOD WOOOOOOOD, OOO OOO *laughing maniacally*
politely telling a player to drive away: I'll take that mohawk, I'll shave the hair right off your head, I'll shove every fucking hair right up yo ass. You better run.
battlefield: PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH. PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH.
trying to flank enemies: Lemme see if I can do my flanky thang!
making fun of a player's name: EvaporatedPoison... EvaporatedPiss, that's exactly what you are, you piece of trash.
What the fuck are you still doing here? Go watch dasuberpoop, fucking dumbass.
playing Battlefield: Gimme your fucking dogtags, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
killing an enemy: Lay down, bitch./Take yo nap, sucka./Your life wasn't sweet, but your death is sweet. /Ohhh, right in the fucking brain, you dumb bitch./SHOTTY FOR THE BODY BABEH
killing someone with a wooden plank in The Last of Us: *singing* GOOD WOOOOOOD, GOOOOD WOOOOOOOD, OOO OOO *laughing maniacally*
politely telling a player to drive away: I'll take that mohawk, I'll shave the hair right off your head, I'll shove every fucking hair right up yo ass. You better run.
battlefield: PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH. PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH.
trying to flank enemies: Lemme see if I can do my flanky thang!
making fun of a player's name: EvaporatedPoison... EvaporatedPiss, that's exactly what you are, you piece of trash.
What the fuck are you still doing here? Go watch dasuberpoop, fucking dumbass.
dasuberpoop by Hideo Fucking Kojima February 10, 2020