Heywood Jablohmi's definitions

smalldickery

Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.

Oh, Jacques Chirac is just engaging in his usual smalldickery.

by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006

Retrocon

Someone who has always held a majority of conservative beliefs (especially in the USA). This is a distinction from fiscal, social, or 'newly converted', conservatives.

Most so-called "neocons" are actually Retrocons, since the word "neocon" has been incorrectly used to the point of irrelevance.

I'm not a neocon, I'm a Retrocon!

by Heywood Jablohmi September 4, 2006