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Afterthwack
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a witty
comeback
or perfect response that you think of only after a
conversation
or
argument
has ended, when it's too late to say it
"
I came
up with the perfect afterthwack
on the bus
ride
home."
Afterthwack
by
Hexagonalpretzel
July 8, 2026