1 definition by Herr Seifenblasen
When you do not get to sleep with someone, who has been intimate with everyone else in the circle of friends. This can lead to the development of Eskimo Envy, whose other symptoms include a proclivity to eat ice cream and frozen yogurt but deriving no joy from the experience, a general frigidity with that circle of friends, as well as the desire to mail order a Snuggie.
Mark, Kyle and Josh and friends. Amy has slept with Mark and Kyle, but not Josh. Mark and Kyle are now Eskimo brothers, but as Josh has not been allowed into the igloo, he develops Eskimo Envy as a result
by Herr Seifenblasen January 25, 2016