Definitions by Herbie Dongsporran

Dongoloids

STD.

The bogging pustules inhabiting ones besmered helmet.

'My urologist wretched when I dropped trou in the sergery, revealing my foul dongoloids'

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Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

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