Poncilitis

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.
'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 01, 2021
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Blimpanzee

A morbidly obese black who's inevitable demise is only ever one chocolate bar away.
'The witless, waddling Blimpanzees Diane and David were oblivious to the pandemonium and carnage caused by their impenetrable fumes of sweaty piss pong which instantly triggered a government cobra meeting as the windowless chamber was being evacuated.

The natural immunity of the brainless fat fucks Diane and David allowed them to remain calm and seated during the entire crisis'.
by Herbie Dongsporran May 09, 2022
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