'The panicked, choiceless visitor must first conquer the choking ponk of stale piss and steaming botty slop of the dung-geon whilst avoiding all eye contact with the subnormal, cockthrottling mincers that frequent the shat splattered, piss caked tomb.'
by Herbie Dongsporran February 13, 2023
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They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
'As Maqsood unrolled his best but tattered and decaying prayer matt, he was dehumanised and robbed of his senses by the fogging blizzard of gooch bugs. Hatched, unhatched and deceased'.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 01, 2021
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