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Incoontinence

AKA BLM Spook Speak

The uncontrollable and never ending steamy stool drool masquerading as civil rights speak that flows forth from the dingy lipped nimrods who blindly mouth shart over the human race with this abstract, ignorant boon brained bollocks.
‘Whilst attending this farce of a ‘civil rights’ movement, Deontang and his fellow woketards took the knee whilst drowning in their own nonsensical incoontinence.’

If only they could swim…
by Herbie Dongsporran February 5, 2022
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Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
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