artemisia

A sassy lady who loves to break hearts and kick ass

Artemisia burned me

by Herbalicious January 26, 2017

Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.

You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!

by Herbalicious September 28, 2008