Herbal Klimt's definitions

screen saver sex

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

by Herbal Klimt April 3, 2011

elevator shame

Personal disgrace felt when caught taking the elevator from the ground floor to any floor higher than the third.

Joe felt elevator shame when Mary and Tibor saw him push the button for the second floor.

by Herbal Klimt April 24, 2009