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Definitions by Henry the penguin

Sahara Texter

A Sahara Texter is someone who consistently opens or reads incoming texts or chat messages yet consistently fails to respond, creating an empty exchange that feels as isolating and desolate as an arid desert.
John is such a sahara texter, he always leaves me on read.

I'm such a sahara texter, I read incoming messages but then end up putting off replying until the conversation feels like a barren desert.

Put it under a bible

To tuck something away. Forget about it. Put something under an unused object.
Friend: "I promised I’d finish that report for you, but I never got around to it."

You: “Put it under a bible."