Definitions by Henry the penguin
Sahara Texter
A Sahara Texter is someone who consistently opens or reads incoming texts or chat messages yet consistently fails to respond, creating an empty exchange that feels as isolating and desolate as an arid desert.
John is such a sahara texter, he always leaves me on read.
I'm such a sahara texter, I read incoming messages but then end up putting off replying until the conversation feels like a barren desert.
I'm such a sahara texter, I read incoming messages but then end up putting off replying until the conversation feels like a barren desert.
Sahara Texter by Henry the penguin August 8, 2026
Put it under a bible
Friend: "I promised I’d finish that report for you, but I never got around to it."
You: “Put it under a bible."
You: “Put it under a bible."
Put it under a bible by Henry the penguin June 5, 2026