1 definition by Hendri Tissot

Best girl alive, big booty, you know.
Don't call her just Zoë, she'll bitch about it all day.
'It's Zoë Jane sir!'. Yeah, you don't wanna do that.
She's hot never the less, I'll do her any day.
If you like a girl who's smart and yet ruines the foundation of proper grammar,
She's yours, you know... as soon as she gets single.
she'll threaten you a lot (With punching you), but she's just into you.
'Zoë is so pretty'
'KISS MY ASS, IT'S ZOË JANE, ASSHOLE'
'Yours any day, Zoë Jane'
by Hendri Tissot December 3, 2013
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