1 definition by Helping the average Joe
Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.
Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."
Me: "Two words - splash mat."
Me: "Two words - splash mat."
by Helping the average Joe September 4, 2011