Dickle

A person who is acting as a dick hole.

Jake was being a real Dickle the other night when he threw a glass bottle at Miss Jones.

by HelpIlostmysocks January 06, 2017

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks February 29, 2016