Definitions by HelpIlostmysocks

Dickle 

A person who is acting as a dick hole.

Jake was being a real Dickle the other night when he threw a glass bottle at Miss Jones.

Dickle by HelpIlostmysocks January 5, 2017

Futoned 

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

Futoned by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016