Also known as Schneebs. One who greets you by saying "Hey" and laughs like a boy going through puberty. An individual with a horseshoe haircut, who works at Staples (often for free) and has panic attacks about how he can't find the pens which have been stolen. One performing the act of eating cereal from the bag (with milk) while on the sales floor. When someone builds a mountain of damaged products in the back of the store which people then name "Mt. Heymore". Some one who gets fired for not having a home and sleeping on sidewalks. When one sleeps in a laundry room and holds a membership at L.A. Fitness only to shower and store belongings. A person known to kill full sized bears on the highway in north New Jersey with his bare hands.
Will- Yo, I was walking down the highway and a bear jumped out of no where and I snapped its neck with my bare hands!
Smiffff- You pulled a Schneebs!
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Geoff- There is a mountain of product in the damage cage!
Dale - Oh, you mean Mt. Heymore? That's from Schnable.
Smiffff- You pulled a Schneebs!
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Geoff- There is a mountain of product in the damage cage!
Dale - Oh, you mean Mt. Heymore? That's from Schnable.
by Heinz Kissvelvet August 07, 2009