Heilix 's definitions

Ignorant Dan

Ignorant Dan: a double/triple insult calling a person not only ignorant but also Dan, which means you'll live an unfulfilled life and die alone, not to mention ugly.

Example 1

Cliff: "I'm going to put mustard on my french fries"
Scott: "Don't be ignorant Dan"

Example 2

Cliff: "I just put a baby into a washing machine"
Scott: "Cliff, you're ignorant Dan!"

by Heilix February 25, 2008

chemp

A body of liquid or small puddle of mysterious and uncertian contents.

1. Eric you have some chemp on the corner of your mouth.

2. Scott noticed a disgusting puddle of chemp in the corner of the mens bathroom at the truck stop.

by Heilix May 25, 2008