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A religious movement dedicated to the thirst for Tom Ellis. You do not join the church of Thirstology, instead gradually your camera roll fills with pictures of Tom Ellis and your predictive text offers you relevant thirsty terms after his name. At that point you are a Thirstologist
I was looking for a pic of my child but I got distracted by a photo of Tom Ellis, seems that I'm now a practitioner of Thirstology.
by He11catz October 5, 2021
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