He who burgles the turd's definitions

shit fuck

To fuck someone with a dried or frozen shit

That cunt pissed me off, so I took a dump in the ice cube tray and then shit fucked her.

by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006

poker in the brown eye

To engage in anal sex.

She wanted me to poker in the brown eye

by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006

brownstar supernova

An explosive diarrhetic shit.

I drank too much coffee and let a massive brownstar supernova in the bathroom at work.

by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006