poker in the brown eye

She wanted me to poker in the brown eye
by He who burgles the turd May 17, 2006
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brownstar supernova

I drank too much coffee and let a massive brownstar supernova in the bathroom at work.
by He who burgles the turd May 17, 2006
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shit fuck

To fuck someone with a dried or frozen shit
That cunt pissed me off, so I took a dump in the ice cube tray and then shit fucked her.
by He who burgles the turd May 17, 2006
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