Definitions by Haywood Jablowme 68.5

Bizjacked 

when your friend sets you up with an older woman who then informs you that she has STDs after you've already slept with her

when your "business" has been "jacked up"

I woke up with a rash three days later, and realized I had gotten Bizjacked.

Bizjacked by Haywood Jablowme 68.5 August 22, 2014