Haywood Jabloemi's definitions

Twilight

A story written by Stephanie Meyers that would have similar plot elements to a story about a man falling in love with a ham sandwich.

Twilight is like a man falling in love with a ham sandwich.

by Haywood Jabloemi December 18, 2009

Dr. Eggman

A fat old guy from the sonic video game series that is always making robots. He is most likely to 1), get an evil plan, 2), attempt to enslave some legendary power that only he's ever heard of, 3), lose control of said power, and then 4), exclaim that he can't believe he's lost control of said power... then get owned by sonic.

Dr. Eggman is at it again, this time he tried to enslave satan.

by Haywood Jabloemi December 18, 2009