Definitions by Haywood Jabloemi
Twilight
A story written by Stephanie Meyers that would have similar plot elements to a story about a man falling in love with a ham sandwich.
Twilight by Haywood Jabloemi December 18, 2009
Dr. Eggman
A fat old guy from the sonic video game series that is always making robots. He is most likely to 1), get an evil plan, 2), attempt to enslave some legendary power that only he's ever heard of, 3), lose control of said power, and then 4), exclaim that he can't believe he's lost control of said power... then get owned by sonic.
Dr. Eggman by Haywood Jabloemi December 18, 2009