Definitions by Hayes Ben Thompson

Happyventilating

Breathing like kids do when they're really excited.

He started happyventilating when he opened his gifts.

Happyventilating by Hayes Ben Thompson August 1, 2008

Spamnesia 

Forgetting to check your junk folder for missing emails.

He forgot to check his Spam folder. He's suffering from Spamnesia.

Spamnesia by Hayes Ben Thompson July 2, 2008