Definitions by Hasan J

Chris Blaisure 

A guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his vagina. Half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.

I can't go to the beach, because then I'll cry like Chris Blaisure.

Chris Blaisure by Hasan J August 5, 2009