Definitions by Harry Cockburn

Retromingent 

Outdated zoological term which refers to animals which piss backwards. Like a cow. This word is also an excellent insult for fat women who like to piss while kneeling down.

'I hate bumming retromingents while they're pissing'
or
'She looks positively retromingent'

Retromingent by Harry Cockburn November 1, 2005