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Harrison is the fat kid in the school, his bedroom is in his kitchen and so is his 10 inch box TV. Harrison has no dick so he likes to suck his dads 1mm dick, but to prove he's a man he glues tiny 1mm dildo to his fat ass vagina. the favourite things to do is wank off over little kids, watch incest porn or pick up hairs after a haircut and put it on his tiny ass dildo and call them pubes, Harrison is usually the extra and mistake in the family and that guy with 2 Minecraft accounts. Also when Harrison walks he creates earthquakes and when he swims he creates tsunamis, which you're probably wondering how he can swim.
OMG why's there an earthquake, oh wait its just Harrison walking into school.
by Harrison Bailey October 13, 2017
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