Harold Beerdrinker's definitions

masticoprecipitosomnambulophobia

Fear of sleepwalking in the rain while chewing gum.

I would have met the assignment deadline were it not for my masticoprecipitosomnambulophobia.

by Harold Beerdrinker September 5, 2011

bumscrumptious

Attractive when viewed from behind.

She was blonde and so bumscrumptious I almost choked on my mojito.

by Harold Beerdrinker January 3, 2011