kardashian minute

a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute

Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.

by Happy Girly of course! November 03, 2011

split menu personality syndrome

ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink

Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"

by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010

spazz-ercise

failed attempt to keep up or follow along to an exercise routine

Jim's convulsive thrashing to the latest Denise Austin exercise DVD still burned calories but definitely was a stellar example of spazz-ercise.

by Happy Girly of course! January 23, 2011

splickity lit

downing alcoholic beverages in rapid succession causing drunkeness in a short amount of time

After downing four shots of tequila in 10 minutes I was well on my way to getting splickity lit.

by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010

programmer's butt

noun
a large butt as a result of sitting in front of a computer all day coding, eating, testing, eating....repeat

During my time as a developer for a software company, I developed programmer's butt and had to quit my job to become a personal trainer

by Happy Girly of course! February 18, 2010