spazz-ercise

failed attempt to keep up or follow along to an exercise routine

Jim's convulsive thrashing to the latest Denise Austin exercise DVD still burned calories but definitely was a stellar example of spazz-ercise.

by Happy Girly of course! January 24, 2011

cezi

female who takes charge of events, games, etc for the benefit of keeping it organized and ongoing. can be mistakenly interpreted as bossy or controlling

We will always have our monthly card games and grill outs because Mary can be a real cezi.

by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010

split menu personality syndrome

ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink

Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"

by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010

programmer's butt

noun
a large butt as a result of sitting in front of a computer all day coding, eating, testing, eating....repeat

During my time as a developer for a software company, I developed programmer's butt and had to quit my job to become a personal trainer

by Happy Girly of course! February 18, 2010

dog joy

the same intense uninhibited happiness a dog expresses to its master when the master has been gone for 2 minutes or 2 weeks

Jack, my dog, greets me with the same pure dog joy, when I return from getting the paper in the driveway or a three week vacation

by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010