Happy Girly of course!'s definitions

splickity lit

downing alcoholic beverages in rapid succession causing drunkeness in a short amount of time

After downing four shots of tequila in 10 minutes I was well on my way to getting splickity lit.

by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010

kardashian minute

a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute

Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.

by Happy Girly of course! November 3, 2011

Performance Anxiety

the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer

Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.

by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010

programmer's butt

noun
a large butt as a result of sitting in front of a computer all day coding, eating, testing, eating....repeat

During my time as a developer for a software company, I developed programmer's butt and had to quit my job to become a personal trainer

by Happy Girly of course! February 18, 2010

dog joy

the same intense uninhibited happiness a dog expresses to its master when the master has been gone for 2 minutes or 2 weeks

Jack, my dog, greets me with the same pure dog joy, when I return from getting the paper in the driveway or a three week vacation

by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010