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A man descending from a regal family lineage of male prostitutes who only offers his services to hermaphrodites reaching a maximum height of 3'2" and are completely hairless like Mr. Bigglesworth (cat from Austin Powers, Dr. Evils pet). Not frequently understood is the fact that this act is highly praised and respected throughout The Land of Genital Warts.
Yo Bro, if only I could live like a "William Kenneth Regan III" for a day my life would be complete!
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